World Adventures [Hetalia Drabbles]

XXXXIII - Tumblr Text Posts

These are just text posts I find on Tumblr and put it into ya

Maybe there's a part two or more of y'all want it

It originally was going to be just 500+ words

But it's already nearly 2300 words

All of this comes from tumblr

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Alfred: if I was trapped in a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I would die

Shelby: how the hell would you get in that situation

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"Hickity heck, get fucking rekt." - Thaovy

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Ludwig, going through a first aid kit: WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS

Gilbert, bleeding out: I thought I'd be funny

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Hope: you okay?

Shelby: yeah, why?

Hope: you asked the woman at that store if damage repair shampoo also worked on emotions

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Lovino: I googled deadbeat emo kid today and your pic popped up

Taylor: at least my picture doesn't pop up when I google Grumpy Humpty Dumpty

Lovino: what were you doing googling that?

Taylor: you have your hobbies I have mine

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Cooper: Dreamz got wine drunk last night

Cooper: she tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Cooper: she kept saying "good luck trying to return me without the receipt"

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*Doing a "friendship" race during the carry your partner portion*

Matthew: *carrying Hope bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*

Alfred: *sprints past, carrying Shelby over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they're both screaming*

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Gilbert: I wish I was a dinosaur

Dreamz: why? Because they're big and scary? Because—

Gilbert: because they're all dead

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Yao: I can't believe you gave Loung espresso!

Arthur: But he asked nicely. And you said that you were teaching him manners.

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Dreamz: I'll keep all of my emotions right here.

Dreamz: *Gestures to chest*

Dreamz: And then one day I'll die

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*At a photoshoot*

Hayden: That's it. Everyone look like you're gardening.

Hayden: Spencer grab that little hoe