Stuck (Venturiantale)

Road Trip

"What do you mean you don't know?! you brought us here didn't you?" Papa asked.

"I didn't bring you here. I clicked on the latest video with you in it and my laptop screen went white and blinded me. Next thing you know four FICTIONAL CHARACTERS are in my living room!" I exclaimed.

"How will we get home?" Billy asked sadly.

"I don't know. But I do know someone who might. The Fryes, the people who make the videos about you, might be able to help."

"If you think they can get us home then we need to talk to them." Gertrude said.

"They live all the way over in Ohio though! That only means one thing for us." I grinned.

"What?" Sally asked.

"ROAD TRIP!" Billy and Sally cheered while Papa groaned.

"You mean I'm going to be stuck in a car for hours with Billy and Sally?"

"Yep. Give me your snack requests and Sally, Billy, and I will venture out into the wilderness known as Walmart to buy all of the necessary food!" I was the most excited I had been since I discovered three pound bags of skittles. I was getting food and skipping school! HALLELUJAH!

"I want pizza and beer!" Papa Acachalla exclaimed.

"You can have Redvines and Mountain Dew." I countered.

"Good enough. While you three are at the store I'm going to take a rub a dub dub in the tub! Gertrude can you shave my back?" Everyone exclaimed in disgust.

"No!" Gertrude shouted, "Can you grab me a bag of Starbursts and a lemonade?"

"Mama Gertrude can I have Oreos and a Monster energy drink?" Billy asked.

"Sure honey."

"I want waffles!" Sally exclaimed.

"How about I grab some chocolate and a Sprite for you and you can have waffles for dinner?" I offered.

"Ok."

"Now to the Batmobile!" I exclaimed running outside to my car with Sally and Billy.

"I call shotgun!" Billy shouted.

"No fair!" Sally complained as she crawled into the back of my black hippie van.

"Heigh ho heigh ho it's off to Walmart we go!"