The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)

Pick up lines

Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS 

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see

Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

I’ve only got three months to live.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position

You look like Pamela Anderson’s sister.

Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

Are you a model?

Do you know karate cause your body is kickin