When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer; I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
I used to have a fear of hurdles...but I got over it
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! YEA HE IS Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
Why does the bed have so many kids?
Because he always getting laid on.
YOU ARE READING
The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)
हास्य-विनोदAlmost all these jokes are made up 8P (I think) If you heard them before please comment THANKS 8D
