The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)

I was not

Friend: you were so drunk

me: NUH Uh

FRIEND: you were in the kitchen cutting pinnapples yelling "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE."

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Friend: You were so drunk

Me: nuh uh

Friend: you set your phone to airplane mode threw it in the air and yelled TRANSFORM

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Friend: You were so drunk

Me: nuh uh

Friend you walked up to a truck and said "I know your secret....octimus prime."

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Friend: You were so drunk 

me: No i was not

Friend you took my cat and stuffed it in a pillow ran around and yelled... "ITS A PILLOW!! ITS A PET!! ITS A PILLOW PET!!!"

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Friend you were so drunk

me NO

friend yes you had jill throw a fruit at you while you swung at it and yelld "FRUIT NINJA!!"

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F: you were so drunk

ME: no i was not

F: dude you threw my hamster acrossed the room and yelled "Pikachu i choose you"