These jokes WILL be stupid, so please don't comment that they are stupid
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Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar, they each got six months
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors, I don't know, I just could really see myself doing it.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent
Can you please call me a taxi? "Your a taxi"
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.
If you ever get cold just stand in a corner a little bit, they are usually around 90 degrees
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HumorAlmost all these jokes are made up 8P (I think) If you heard them before please comment THANKS 8D