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Can you get the thingamajig and uh Doohickey? - Poly

This is going to be shorter than normal, but I like the little head cannon to much to not write about it. Also I love how sarcastic the picture sounds, It's perfect! That's all I really have to say, Have a good day!

Peace out!

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  3rd PoV

  Virgil spoke in slurs, not the slurs that insult people- though, he does do that a lot. No, we are talking about little mumbles he slides under his breath that worry you, and his words falling flat and mixing together. It was hard to understand him when he spoke. Take this time for example.

  Virgil was laying on the sofa with his front body hanging off. He tapped furiously on his phone as he slowly slid off. He stopped his typing for a moment and looked up from his phone to talk to the others but his bangs were in the way. So he blew and blew at them but they won't move and he didn't want to move his arms to fix them, so he gave a frustrated sigh before giving up. He resumed typing for a couple of minutes before getting bored again.

  " mm mmm mmmm mmmm mm mmm ice cream?" Virgil asked as he glanced up from his phone to be blinded by his bangs. He quickly retreated his eyes back down. 

  The others looked at Virgil with a questioning look, which left Virgil clueless, he didn't understand why they were staring at him. Patton giggled from his seat on top of Roman's lap, which got Roman to laugh and snort as Logan tried to reason with him, trying to understand what on earth ice cream had to do with anything they were previously talking about.

"What? Could you speak up?" Logan asked politely. 

" Dm mmm mmmm mmmm mm mmm Ice cream??" Virgil said repeating himself but only a tad bit louder. 

"Virgil could you Please speak clearly?" Logan asked, repeating himself in a different way.

" Do mmm mmmm mmmm mm mmm Ice cream!" Virgil responded, now a little angry he had to say it for a third time. 

"Virgil I still can't understand you!" Logan said with irritation. 

 " UGH! I SAID, Do you guys want to get Ice cream!!! Gawd" Virgil yelled right before he fell on to the floor. Hitting his head on the coffee table on his way down, and his back landing on the floor harshly. His feet responded by flying in the air. 

 Patton stopped laughing as he rushing up to help him, but in his rush, he used his foot to kick off to get there quicker. Which resulted in Roman getting kicked in the genitals, which caused him to yell out in pain. 

  Patton turned around quickly at hearing his boyfriend crying. Completely forgetting Virgil, he rushed over to comfort Roman. Spitting out apology after apology to Roman, but Roman didn't hear him as he cried and screamed Patton didn't love him anymore.

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  Another example would be when they were in the kitchen, not really doing anything particular. Virgil laid limply on the counter, staring at nothing when suddenly he jumped to life, sparkles in his eyes. The others jumped at the sudden movement and all eyes speed to him.

" Can you get me the thingamajig and the uh Doohickey!?" Virgil ordered at the other three while snapping his fingers trying to think of the words for what he was thinking about but he settled for those fillers. He had an amazing idea that he needed to work on right now! Hopefully they will understand, why wouldn't they. They didn't.

"Can you speak words American Horror story?" Roman said, smiling at the nickname and his boy friend's cuteness as he studied his nails. 

  "Well technically he is saying the right words. Believe it or not thingamajig and Doohickey are real words. Thingamajig is referring to the name of something you have forgotten, do not wish mention, or do not know how to mention. Doohickey means a small objects or gadget, typically whose you can't remember the name of or don't know. None the less, Virgil you do need to work on using better words then thingamajig and Doohickey - not to mention your slurs are really bad" Logan said before Virgil could spit out a come back.

  " Feck you! When have I have used slurs or cursed you out!" Virgil yelled, slumping down from exhaustion on the counter. He didn't understand that Logan was talking about a different slur, which left Logan amused.

  The other three just stared at him in a long awkward silence. Then slowly Logan spoke. "You need a better education". 

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  Logan Lectured Virgil in the class room he had Roman make for only this purpose. He was trying to teach Virgil about basic care and Patton showed up to take notes, because lets be honest, Thomas could always improve his cooking. ( I don't mean the last part as shade towards Thomas, he's put in effort in learning to cook and he's done well, I just mean it as I think Patton believe everyone could always improve more).

Virgil kept banging his head down on the desk trying to drown Logan out. However, the headache he had started to take over and he slumped down with his head hanging in defeat.  

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