David Walliams
"Where the fuck is Simon ?", I asked Stephen
"I don't know, ask Ant", Stephen said
"Ant, do you know where Simon is ?", I asked
"Sorry mate, didn't see him", He said, as I was about to go to Nicholas, I noticed hickeys on Ant collarbone and some on his neck, wtf ?, I ignored it and went over to Nicholas.
"Where the fuck is your brother ?", I asked
"I really don't know where the fuck is this guy", Nicholas said, we all waited for the Darth Vader to arrive.
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"Where were you guys ?", Simon asked
"Waited for you here like 20 minutes", Nicholas said
"I sent you all a message", Simon said
"What message ?", Stephen asked
"Take a look on your phone", Simon said, I took out my phone from my pocket and quickly tapped the password. And I got 1 message and it was from Simon.
Simon
I cancelled the reservation and I reserve a table at Gordon Ramsay's Pub and Grill. It's just near us since we're at the Caesar's Palace.
I put my phone back in my pocket.
"Why Gordon's restaurant ?", Nicholas asked
"Well, he is here and the food is delicious", Simon said
"Well, let's go because Decky is hungry", Nicholas said, Ant laughed at the given name for Dec, Dec on the other hand, slapped Ant on the arm.
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"So, David, why did you both divorced ?", Gordon asked, I'm tired of people asking about the divorcement but they want answers so I'll give them.
"He cheated again", I said
"Well on the bright side, you got someone, right?", He said
"Yeah", I lied, if I got time to see Jack I would really slap that heck out of him, I took a sip of my cocktail enjoying the company of Gordon, we talked like a good few hours until Simon walked over to us and told me that we have to leave and I noticed that there was a hint of jealousy in his tone. I hugged Gordon and left with Simon. While on the way to Nicholas' hotel room, we all had a good laugh, good jokes including the smutty ones and also roasting each other.
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"So, what to do ?", Stephen asked
"Room service ?", Nicholas asked, I nodded and quickly grab the telephone, I know that there are drinks inside the mini bar but it's not gonna cut it. The boys quickly came to me and tole me what to order after that. We waited for a while, drinking the drinks inside the mini fridge and just watched some series in Netflix.
But suddenly I got a call, I checked and it was Jack, I excused myself to everyone and made my way to the bathroom. I answered the call. I sighed.
Jack: Hello babe, how are you ?
David: Don't you ever call me babe ! Understand ?!
Jack: What's wrong with you ?
David: You cheated on me dumbass !!! You're like Simon
Jack: Hey ! First of all I'm not like Simon, second I won't ever cheat on you !
I just wanted to cry so badly, ugh ! why did I even fall in love with him ?
David: Your fuck boy picked up your phone when I called you..
Jack: Hey, I didn't cheated on you I was drunk on that time and the phone who picked up was my dumbass friends. The kiss was a dare. I'm so sorry baby boy.
Jack: I'll make it up to you, I'm sorry, the paps think that I was cheating but I wasn't. Where are you by the way ?
David: I'm so sorry babe, it may be jealousy that came into me and I'm in Vegas. I was invited in a bachelor's party.
Jack: Who's bachelor's party ?
David: My ex husband's little brother.
Jack: Who's with you ? Don't tell me that you're alone...
David: I'm not alone, I'm fine I'm with Ant, Dec and Stephen. The two girls are at the other hotel with the bride. After the wedding, me and the gang will go to LA and I'm excited to see you there.
Jack: Alright, I won't worry anymore, be safe okay. I love you so much Dave and also can't wait to see you baby boy !
David: I love you too and I'm sorry for calling you dumbass and please stop calling me "baby boy"
Jack: I have to go, bye love. Can't wait to you !
David: Can't wait to see you too, Bye!
I ended the call and left the bathroom, when I was going out. I saw Nicholas, Ant, Dec and Stephen sitting on the carpet floor they were actually near to the bathroom.
"What are you guys doing ?", I asked
"Nothing", Stephen said, they all quickly went back to where Simon is at, I chuckled and follow them.
To be continued...
So.... I hope you like this it's kind of crappy to be honest when I wrote this... Bye.
