Ant and Dec one shots pt 2

Love Island

"Oh he looks cute!" Dec said casually laying on the sofa in his house, he'd been eagerly anticipating the return of Love Island and much to his delight he'd found a buddy to watch it with, Stephen

Lounging comfortably on the other sofa the younger man was in a position where if he moved he wouldn't get comfy again, one leg was crossed under the other while his other leg extended it self across the whole sofa, his arm was behind the cushion that was giving his head a soft home and his other hand was lazily in a bowl of minstrels while he was engrossed in the new series

"Cute? Yeah right, he's got the personality of a goldfish!"

"Like you then" Dec quipped back munching on some crisps before flashing his mate a winning smile earning him a small chuckle. Both men have never been able to stay away from reality tv, especially Stephen. When he's not working you'd usually catch him in his front room indulging in all forms of reality tv shows but now he's got company and sass to go with it

Watching a curly haired man stroll into the villa on the screen Stephen gave an appreciative nod of approval before Decs husband, Ant, walked into the room

"This show is ridiculous man!" Ant proclaimed lifting Decs legs up to sit down and then put them back down over his lap gently running his fingers along Decs lower legs in a lovingly manner "...all fake tans and 8 packs..."

"Someone sounds jealous" Stephen sniggered throwing a minstrel in his direction, hitting him full on in the head with it. Picking up the chocolate circle that fell into his lap Ant gave Stephen a warning glare, okay so he was a bit envious of the men on the screen. They had the body, the charm and the smile. It didn't do much for Ants confidence when he looked down his own body and seen nothing compared to them "...that doctor though, he could give me the once over"

Ant scoffed in a 'really' kind of manner while Dec held back his giggles after nearly choking on his crisps. The taller Geordie tried to get into the show, he really did for Decs sake because it was clear his husband loved the show but for love nor money he just couldn't get it

"Whose he?"

"Jack, sells pens and got teeth more visible than my love life" Stephen quipped jokingly as his eyes never left the screen

"Could sell me a pen or two" Dec whispered round the rim of his glass of juice chuckling lightly to himself as he spotted the small huff from his husband while the gentle caressing of his lower legs stopped. Stephen laughed at the meaning behind Decs statement but caught the look on the other Geordies face and thought it was time to go and restock on some snacks, lifting himself up off the sofa he grabbed his bowl eating the last of his minstrels

"Got any red wine Decs?"

"Don't you have your own home with your own food and wine?"

"Yes, but you earn more than me so you have the better stuff"

Dec couldn't argue with him, he tried to think of a way to but he just couldn't so he went with shaking his head in amusement and told him to check the fridge, within seconds it was just Ant, Dec and love island

"This show is utter shit Decs, can I just put something else on?!"

"Not if you want to remain my husband, I've waited a whole year and so has Stephen...besides they're nice to look at" Dec winked in his husbands direction as he lifted his legs of his lap and shuffled closer to Ants side "...watch it? For me pet" Dec fluttered his eyes in Ants direction and placed a gentle kiss on his neck to make it easier for him to say yes

Seeing Ant lounge back more comfortably in the sofa Dec smiled softly, he loves the fact he's able to so easily work around Ant and he can't do anything to stop him because they both know Dec will end up winning anyway "fine but I see one more lip bite towards Mr I can sell pens and it's off"

Dec just smirked and went back into his previous position and got comfortable again as Stephen walked in with three glasses of red wine and placed two on the table in front of both ant and Dec

"I like your thinking, get him drunk" Dec joked making Ant pull a sarcastic face while Stephen just winked as he took a big swig of the chilled southern Italian wine, letting a happy sigh escape his mouth the blue eyed London presenter went back to laying across the other sofa carefully holding the wine glass as he got back into watching it and asked Dec to catch him up on what he missed in those all important few minuets he was away

By the end of the show both men were on the edge of the sofa in anticipation as to who Adam was going to pick, they were practically holding their breathe while they both kept repeating don't pick dani don't pick dani

Meanwhile, Ant was sat with his head back against a pillow in a light sleep. He managed to doze off about mid way through after hearing enough whining and giggly laughing, and that was just from the two men he's in company with. Turning his head to the side Dec clocked him sleeping and shook his head disapprovingly

Smiling knowingly, Stephen grabbed the remote from the table and flipped back into the recorded section and hovered over the episode they just watched looking at Dec he raised an eyebrow in a questionable manner

"Oh go on then" Dec waved his hand in a camp manner as he grabbed his glass from the table downing the rest of his wine in three seconds. Moving over to the sofa Stephen was on Dec gently hit the taller mans legs in a silent attempt to get him to move

Taking the quiet request Stephen done just that, he moved his legs only for Dec to cuddle up to his side laying down in the small gap between him and the sofa, smiling confusingly Stephen just wrapped his arm round the Geordies shoulder while Dec laid his head on Stephens chest and arms around his slim waist as they began to watch the episode all over again

"This'll teach him to not watch the bloody show" Dec mumbled into Stephens shirt making them both laugh while ant continued to sleep soundly on the other sofa