Ant and Dec one shots pt 2

Intrudor

Dec always found Fathers Day that little bit harder once his own passed away, it hit him like a train going 100mph when he was told his dad had passed suddenly. Fleeing back to Newcastle and into the arms of his inconsolable mam they somehow battled through all the grief and pain as a family, now here he is years later with his own family about to begin with his wife and best mate

Standing in front of the mirror the small man looked at himself running one hand through his rugged bed hair and 5 o'clock shadow he puffed out his cheeks letting out a small yawn as he felt a small grip come around his waist from the back, smiling into the mirror instantly the brown haired man seen his wife's head hiding at the back of his neck still half asleep

"Mornin pet, why you up so early? It's not even 6"

"I felt the baby kicking telling me to wake up" Ali softly mumbled into the back of the white shirt Dec had on, looking over his shoulder slightly and into the mirror to lock eyes with her husband they both smiled at each other with nothing but love for one another. Dec put his left hand over the locked pair that were around his waist "...plus I missed your warmth"

"You told me you were freezing and to, and I quote, get off me before I smother you with a pillow Declan"  Dec perfectly mimicked his pregnant wife as she playfully glared at him through the mirror they were still stood in front of just happily holding each other

"I do apologise your child is causing my body some changes"

"Yes well I don't because I wouldn't change it for the world" Dec genuinely smiled turning round in Ali's arms to gently cup her jaw and kiss her so lightly she questioned if he actually kissed her "..our child almost caused me to get killed by a pillow" Dec boyishly smiled against her lips as they kept lightly kissing while Dec ran his hand over the bump on Ali's stomach

They stood there for a good few minutes just kissing and laughing at little things that both of them kept remembering until they heard movement downstairs, breaking apart Decs eyes landed on the door as Ali pushed him towards it suggesting he goes and checks it out

Putting his head on the side Dec gave her a questionable look as he looked at the door then back to Ali, he's never dealt with an intruder before. What if they hurt him or Ali? What if they hurt the baby? Most importantly all Dec could think about was shit did I put my golf clubs away

Not actually realising he said that out loud he received a slap on the back of his head before giving a small smile in his wife's direction as he turned the handle on the door and slowly walked out and back into their shared bedroom. Looking around for something as a form of protection to greet this intruder Dec only spotted one of his many awards from the NTA's

"You can't be serious?! Declan put that down!" Ali gasped seeing her husband slowly walking towards the hall way with his pride and joy, best presenter 2017

Pointing behind him Declan made it clear for Ali to stay in the bedroom while he made his way down towards the staircase as he heard rummaging near the kitchen

Break into a house and you raid the kitchen? Really?!  Declan couldn't help but think that as he carefully made his way down the stairs. His heart was beginning to race faster not knowing what or who he was going to confront

Moving around in the kitchen the slightly taller man was happily looking through Decs fridge to find the appropriate ingredients for a sandwich completely unaware his partner was slowly approaching him thinking he was an intruder

Humming contently as he ate a small piece of ham the younger Geordie started to make his masterpiece of a sandwich as he softly sang to himself still not aware of Declan slowly but very silently creeping up on him

Walking towards the kitchen Dec could see a figure by the counter happily and carefree making himself some food. Seething through his teeth Dec fought against running in but something stopped him, it's almost like he recognised the outline of the person stood in his kitchen

Dec shook his head and put it down to be extremely early in the morning, just seeing things. Walking into the kitchen he was almost certain he was going to pass out with the pressure of being the man of the house

"You!"

The man in front of Dec jumped violently not expecting any company, why would he? It's not even 6am and here Dec is confronting someone in his kitchen in his shorts and bed shirt

"Dec! Hiya pal, thought you'd be fast asleep. Want one?" The familiar voice rang through the short mans ears and his whole body relaxed instantly but he couldn't let him away with it, he scared the shit out him

"Anthony you bastard why didn't you say you'd be round this morning, Christ I thought you were a burglar..." Dec said sternly placing the award down on the kitchen counter before looking back at his presenting partner straight in the eye. Seeing the small smile appear on Ants face didn't help the cheeky Geordie but Dec couldn't help but laugh as Ant eyed up what Dec had as a weapon, pointing at it amusingly he gave his famous eye brow raise and a questionable look in Decs direction were Dec could only look away sheepishly

"Don't question me! You broke in..."

"I have a key Declan, you gave me one years ago man...what kind of burglar would go straight for food anyway? You need more sleep pet" ant softly chuckled picking up his sandwich to begin eating it before looking back at Dec offering him a bite

Standing with his hands on his hips Dec just laughed at the audacity of the action and grabbed the food from ants hand and sassily ate some of it making the taller man roll his eyes and laugh at the whole situation