- roadhog made the little side car just for jamie and jamie designed it
- (trans hc ok ik itll never be canon but)
hs au its just like his dads rlly unsupportive and the day before the first day of highschool he cut off all his hair (hence his shitatastic haircut) and binded with bandage and its like
"ok ja-"
'JAMISON YES HI IM HERE TEACHER'
but he passed suprisingly well?? mako didnt know until they got heat-y one night and jamie was like "WAIT A SECOND OKOK I WANNA DO IT WITH YOU BUT YOUR GAy and I DONT HAVE A PENIS PLEASE IM SORRY I WAS REALLY SCARED TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE--" and its like 'holy shit jamie bREATHE'
- ok so yall know how junk has two of roadie's patches on his bum??? or like right around it?? i just imagine it
"hey hog i got some of ur patches"
'oh cool'
"wanna see? (;"
'i guess sure?'
"*BEnds ovER*"
'can you for fucking once not'
- canon!ftm!rat,,ik that its like "oh post-op scars" but what if its just...he freeballen
he got rlly small boobs and nobody noticed like it can pass
-CANON JUNKER!D.VA IS A THING OK SO LIKE WHAT IF WHAT IF OKOK
SO WHAT IF D.VA GOT HER SELF-DESTRUCT FROM JUNKRAT?? AND SHE INTERDOUCED JUNKRAT TO STARCRAFT (HENCE WHY HES ON THE LEADERBOARD) oKAY OKOK I JUST I UNDERSTAND I UNDERSTAND S76/REAPER BEING HER DAD WHOLE THING BUT BUT ROADRAT DADS WITH D.VA LIKE
ROADHOG JUST E X A M I N I N G LUCIO AND HES SO SCARED LIKE "haha what uhm bro i have no beef please dont;;" AND d.VAS like "nono its ok he took me in and repaired my mech suit!!!!" and AH
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Fanfiction"now...that's beautiful. 'whatever you say, jamison.'
