Immortality (Naruto HxH crossover)(Adopted By Kim___chill)

Chapter 1: Back X To X Life!

It was dark everything is dark since so long. Since that damn Nara guy fucking buried me here! It's so damn cold!

"Oi guys come here I think I found something!"

...

Was that a fucking voice!? Are here fucking people?! Shit! What the hell should I do?! How in the fucking hell can I make them notice me? I wanna be free! Oi people up there come fucking down here.

"Ging I think something is buried here. Should we dig it out?"

Yes fucking do it!

"why are you even asking? Just do it!"

Come on you little shits dig faster! Your gonna do this.
Jashin will bless you.

"I think I found something! It's something like a scythe! Let's dig deeper there should be more!"

It's not fucking like a scythe it is a fucking scythe! And it's not just some scythe it's my scythe!

3. Person p.o.v.

The man dug even deeper in hope to find more, but there was non.

1 meter, 2 meter, 3 meter, 4 meter, still nothing, 5 meter.

"Hey guys I think I found something! Looks like... Hair?"

All the other workers come to the one who found something.

"Huh that really is hair? I thought you were joking."

"Come on guys don't stop now! We will have it in a few minutes!"

Ging screamed making all the others hurry back to work.

"Fuck you asshole that hurt!"

A voice screamed shortly after everybody started working again.

"Who of you assholes was that! I will give your corpse to Jashin in ten pieces how do you fucking like that!?"

The voice screamed again startling everybody standing there. Nobody moved.

"came this voice from be-beneath u-us?"

One of the workers asked with a shaky voice.

"Yeah it fucking came and if you don't fucking dig me out now I will sacrifice every single one of you to Jashin!"

The voice yelled again making most of the people there jump back in shook. Only one person held excitement in their eyes, Ging.
He grabbed a shovel and started digging where he heard the voice. After only a few seconds he dug free a head. What he saw was very bizarre.

In front of him was a head with long grey hair looking up at him. The head didn't have a body. But it was still screaming and clearly alive. How could this be?

"Oi fucking big guy with ugly hat in front of me are you even fucking listening to me!? Go and fucking dig out the rest of my body!"

The head yelled at him.

Ging could not hold it in any longer he started to laugh. All this is so surreal even if this head knows about Nen it should be impossible for him to life. When he calmed down he looked to the workers how were shooked out of their minds.

"Come on let's dig out a body!"

He yelled. And all the people around joined in.

Three hours later they had  found his body.

"Hey big guy can you fucking set my body back together!"

Hidan yelled at Ging. Ging scratched the back of his head before lifting up Hidans head and carrying him to the rest of his body.

"Yeah, yeah troublesome head thing."

Hidan had been yelling the whole last three hour without stopping. It annoyed Ging so much that he kicked the head like a food ball, but after this short moment of satisfaction, Hidan yelled about sacrificing him to Jashin.

He only shut up when he told him, that he will leave and let Hidan there without his body.

Ging put Hidans head on his body. Kakuzus strings that were still on Hidans neck started to connect with his body.
In a matter of seconds Hidan looked like his head was not separated from his body two times.

"Finally! I fucking missed my body!"

Hidan screamed.

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A new story... I know I already have too many stories, but I liked the idea so why not?