Immortality (Naruto HxH crossover)(Adopted By Kim___chill)

Chapter 7: Not X Good X Enough

While others already brought their creations out to the judges, Hidan still worked on his sushi. He was never really the fastest.

He was one of the last ones to go out. After him stood Hanzo.

He presented his plate in front of Menchi.

"Wow finally something that looks like food."

"Yeah yeah just fucking eat it and let me pass."

Menchi took the sushi with her chopsticks and ate it. Her expression got a little green, before she spit out the sushi.

"Terrible. Worse than terrible! How could you bring me something like that to eat!"

She screamed at Hidan, who naturally screamed back.

"Who the fuck are you to say it is fucking good or fucking bad. Food is Food. The taste doesn't matter at all! Just eat the shit and pass me!"

"The taste doesn't matter? Huh that's how you think? Then I will-"

Before she could say what she wanted to say Buhara kicked Hidan away.

Now Hanzo went up to Menchi also presenting a beautiful sushi.

"No good. The taste is no good."

Hanzo like Hidan started screaming, but Hanzo is an idiot, so he had to scream how you make sushi.

Hidan sat against a wall already knowing what will happen now. After a while Hanzo sat down next to him. It seems like that guy gave up.

"I hate that woman. What's with her and going on and on about the taste of sushi!"

Hidan just grunted. He didn't like how this turned out to be. The green hair woman started to insult the bald ninja who just growls at her actually true statements.

"Second phase of the second trial round, cooking trial qualified:Zero!"

Menchi screamed making everybody mutter about how it can't end like this.

Bam

Number 255 destroyed his desk and started screaming about that he wanted to be a Hunter. A HUNTER not a GOURMET! He went up to Menchi who was still completely calm sitting on her couch.

Before number 255 could reach her Buhara slammed him away.

"Hahaha haha that's really fucking funny when you aren't the one to be hit away!"

Hidan screamed while laughing like a madman, what he actually is. All the people around him gave him strange looks.

How could he be ok after being hit like that guy just now? That guy is unconscious and has lost about half of his teeth and probably has many broken bones, but there stood Hidan completely ok, not even one injury in sight.

"Does it matter what kind of hunter we are? If you are a black list hunter or a gourmet hunter does not matter, because all hunters have to have perfect knowledge of the art of fighting.
What I wanted to know is if you all would accept a challenge in a domain you do not know about!"

[That is a good explanation, but does it justify such severity?]

A mechanical voice called out of a blimb?

"THE SIGN OF THE HUNTER ORGANISATION?! IS IT THE EXAMINATION COMMITTEE?!"

Some people unworthy to even mention screamed.

After a short while a old man jumped out of the blimb.

Hidan's P.O.V.

I looked at a fucking old man and the green haired woman with small boobs.

They were talking about redoing the exam.

I would like to fight and sacrifice that old man. He seems fucking strong almost like Pain back then. I would have liked to personally kill that guy... Hahaha that guy called himself God and now where is he?! He is dead! Yeah you almighty God, as fucking if! The only God out there is Jashin!

After these two were done talking we went into the blimb.

We got out on top of a mountain that was split in half... And some genius named it Mt. Split in half.

Menchi, the green haired girl/woman with small boobs and anger issues went to the cliff and jumped off.

Down there were some eggs hanging on ropes. She grabbed on and let herself fall again. Then she came flying back up again. That's too easy.

I jumped down first and got up with wall walking.

"Fuck that was so easy that it isn't even funny anymore!!"

I screamed making the people around look angry! A fight would be something good especially now! It's so fucking boring! Why did this shit face from back then say that I should do this!

"Do you guys wanna fucking start a fight!"

I screamed and they took some steps back.

"Fucking cowards"

No fucking fun at all, but the egg was good.

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A/N  another chapter, isn't that great?