Oh you can't drown a fish.
You can place it on a dish.
You can eat it if you wish.
But you can't drown a fish.
Oh you can't drop a bird,
From a tree upon the ground,
And listen for a sound.
For even if you try,
They will leave your hand and fly.
Oh you can't lick your nose.
Even hard to suck your toes.
And your ass just hides away,
Speaking just to ruin your day.
Oh you can't plan a dream.
Make the Cubs a winning team.
Paint the Sky a grassy green.
Or fill a heart that's mean.