OH I DIDN'T EVEN TEL YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHTWe had a bad tornado which bent the power line so everything went out
We had major flooding WHICH RUINED MY FUCKING GARDEN
AND TO MAKE THINGS FUCKING WORSE
MY FAVORITE AND ONLY LITTLE TOMATO PLANT, TOMMY, FUCKING SNAPPED IN HALFBITCH IM SHITTIER THAN A FUCKIG BEAR

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Hey, I'm Gay!
Non-FictionBook One: 'LGBTQ+ Problems' Book Two: 'Oh Dear, I'm Queer!' And now for book three