Hey, I'm Gay!

My whole life is gay

I was in a store with my dad and a song came on and I said "Oh that's the song that Channing Tatum danced to in Magic Mike."

And my dad looked shocked asking how I knew that and I responded with "I've never seen Magic Mike, I watched his wife do it."

It made me sound a million times gayer than I already am
I didn't even really process it