Welcome To The Washington's: A Hamilton AU

FUCK ME RIGHT HERE AT BEST BUY!

WHOOPS! I PROMISED YA'LL ANOTHER UPDATE YESTERDAY! SO SORRY! We had a huge storm and I was all alone, so... yah. That's good. And I was scream singing Hurricane from Hamilton... ah. Well, here you go. A shopping episode. And I will most likely make a chapter just with the Q/A with Lafayette. And we all need to tell google that Aaron Burr is not Alexander Hamilton and that they should not use a picture of a grave for Laffy-Taffy's grandson. Ah! Anyway, here you go. Some 3rd person, and a spoiled Alexander for ya.

3rd person pov

Most teenagers found it awkward or weird to go to the mall with their parents, but Alex didn't care. All he could think about was how much money Martha was going to have to spend on him. He needed new stuff, but who else wants to feed 100's of dollars off of the seemingly polite lady that you just met yesterday? Um... no thanks. But, Alex didn't want to upset Martha by insisting he didn't want anything' because that would just go bad.

"So, first lets head to Best Buy and get you a nice phone. How does that sound?" Martha asked when they got into the mall. It was huge. As the first day of summer, the kids were very excited to be shopping. Groups of kids picking fights with eachother, a few kids with their (Clearly over protcetive) parents, or even some alone. It was interesting to watch so many kids pass by.

"SOunds good."He replied. And then he followed Martha throughout the large mall.

*At Best Buy*

Martha was helping Alex look for a phone. There were so many. ALex and Martha agreed on a Galaxy Note 4, after what felt like hours of Alex portesting that it was 'too much'. While AMrtha was paying for the phone, however, his attention wandered to a kid who wanted an Apple Ipad.

"Well, maybe we should go into the barber shop and buy some condoms! So we can at least be safe if your going to fuck me mom! Fuck me! Fuck me right here in Best BUy!" That kid has clearly watched too much South PArk. THe mother led him (he looked 9 or 10) out of the store, and screamed.

"PHILLIP HOW DARE YOU! YOUR 11 YEARS OLD! YOUR SISTER IS BEHAVING BETTER THAN YOU!" Ok, he was wrong, 11 years old. And behind the mother was a seemingly young girl. BUt they were twins, just really underweight. Of course, Alex didn't know that.

"What a scene." MArtha was done purchasing the phone, and she handed Alex the bag.

"We will set it up when we get home, okay?"

"Sure thing."

As soon as they were out of the store, they burst out laughing.

"The kid knows... that they sell condoms at barber shops!" Martha was hysterical.

"He stole that straight from South Park." Alex said.

"He really did. I think Lafayette watches that way too much." Martha Paused to think.

"Something for the weekend, sir?" Martha the savage!

Alex and Martha were laughing uncontrollably at this point, and getting looks from people.

"Oh my gosh!" Alex breathed. Ok, he REALLY liked her.

They paused for a moment at the food court. By now, it was nearing lunch time because, my dude, it takes a while to buy a phone.

"What do you want to get to eat?" Martha asked as they headed towards the food court.

"Anything, really." He didn't care, really. Even though this sounded childish, he couldn't wait to get home and use his new phone.

"How about... have you ever had Annie's pretzels?"

"no." Damn, if he did have more than one friend here (Laf, he assumes), he would be the biggest stick in the mud.