Mom: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: Band merch
Mom: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: Band merch
Mom: Do you need anything while I'm at the store?
Me: Yeah, band merch
Mom: Anything else besides band merch?
Me: Band members
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness
Randomjokes, imagines, and tumblr posts about the 5 seconds of summer boys and their fans •credit to whoever wrote these•