5sos before going on stage:
Luke: Guys we're out in five
Michael: I haven't finished my sandwich
Luke: Bi you have already earn 2 of-
Michael: I SAID I HAVWNT FINISHED YET
Ashton: SHUT UP GUYS IM TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE HERE
Calum: I want to pee
Michael: I think I should google my crave for sandwiches
Ashton: OH MY GOD MY SELFIE GOT 300 RETWEETS IN 2 MINUTES
Calum: I will seriously pee myself if I don't go to the bathroom right nOW
Michael: Guys, I'm pregnant
Ashton: I KNEW IT
Calum: Is it illegal to pee on an unborn baby because I will
Michael: *runs away from Calum* GO AWAY, MY BABY HAS TO BE SAFE
Ashton: I think I got him pregnant
Luke: I hate this band
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness
Randomjokes, imagines, and tumblr posts about the 5 seconds of summer boys and their fans •credit to whoever wrote these•
