Three Perverts

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Luke: Mom here's our new album.

Liz: Okay honey lets listen to it.

Luke: uhh.... But mom I-

Liz: Shhh lets start with this one, English Love Affair

Luke: ...

Liz: *starts the song*

Luke: ...

Liz: ...

Luke: I think I should go-

Liz: LUKE ROBERT HEMMINGS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

Luke: uh...

Liz: BACKSEAT OF A CAR? DRINKING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD BASE? UP STAIRS AND IT WASNT ENDING THERE??? BUT YOU ARE ONLY SEVENTEEN OH GOD YOU ARE WRONG IF YOU THINK I'LL LET YOU MAKE A TOUR ALONE WITH THESE THREE PERVERTS, IN FACTS I'LL TOUR WITH FOREVER, DID YOU HEAR ME MR PRINCESS GETTING NAKED?

Luke: *nods*

Liz: agh.... alright let's go with the next one, Green Light

Luke: *jumps out window*

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