Luke: Mom here's our new album.
Liz: Okay honey lets listen to it.
Luke: uhh.... But mom I-
Liz: Shhh lets start with this one, English Love Affair
Luke: ...
Liz: *starts the song*
Luke: ...
Liz: ...
Luke: I think I should go-
Liz: LUKE ROBERT HEMMINGS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
Luke: uh...
Liz: BACKSEAT OF A CAR? DRINKING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD BASE? UP STAIRS AND IT WASNT ENDING THERE??? BUT YOU ARE ONLY SEVENTEEN OH GOD YOU ARE WRONG IF YOU THINK I'LL LET YOU MAKE A TOUR ALONE WITH THESE THREE PERVERTS, IN FACTS I'LL TOUR WITH FOREVER, DID YOU HEAR ME MR PRINCESS GETTING NAKED?
Luke: *nods*
Liz: agh.... alright let's go with the next one, Green Light
Luke: *jumps out window*
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness
Diversosjokes, imagines, and tumblr posts about the 5 seconds of summer boys and their fans •credit to whoever wrote these•