When you go out for Mexican:
Ashton: Has diarrhea for 3 days
Michael: "I'll have the orange chicken"
Luke: accidentally drinks the salsa and cries
Calum: [sees hostess] hola [sees waiter] hola [sees strangers at a nearby table] hola
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness
Acakjokes, imagines, and tumblr posts about the 5 seconds of summer boys and their fans •credit to whoever wrote these•