THE GREAT BOOK OF RANDOM CHARACTERS

Terms of The Familiar Contract (9.5)

These are the official terms for making a contract with a summoned familiar.

Familiars are for personal uses, whether it be battle or simply cleaning your house. Each are unique to the summoner and will do whatever their master says.

BE WARNED, IF A FAMILIAR IS SUMMONED AND THE SUMMONER EITHER DOESN'T WANT THEM OR IS WEAK AT HEART, THE FAMILIAR WITH DEVOUR THE SUMMONER WHOLE AND THE SUMMONER WILL SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY BEING DIGESTED IN THE STOMACH ACID OF THE FAMILIAR.

To gain a familiar you must first travel to any magical woods (an easy way to know if a forest is magical is the appearance of fairies). Then you must draw a bloody pentagram on your hand and on the ground. After that you must say the words "Vërgñäl ßømmõñ Fæmïlïår". Soon something will appear that usually is modified to your liking.

The creature will ask you if you would like to make a contract, if yes, your contract will be in service for 10 years, 15 days and 22 hours. Once the contract if up, you can either renew your contract with the familiar or try and get a new one.

To summon your familiar when they are away just say their assigned name three times. They should appear within five seconds.

Each familiar is different, but if you make the contract on the 29th day of February, you can customize your familiar to your liking.

Terms of the contract:

1. You cannot kill your familiar or the familiar God shall smite you.

2. More than one familiar is allowed but you cannot summon more than two at a time.

3. If familiars come to middle earth when not summoned by their Master aka you, they are not under your control and can do what they please.

4. Hell or heaven beings are not allowed in the familiar realm.

5. Relating to number 4, humans are in fact allowed in the familiar realm.

6. Relating to number 1, your familiar cannot kill you.

7. If your familiar disobeys, it shall be reprogrammed back in the familiar realm by the God of the realm.

8. Familiars mustn't be fed after 3 am or before 10 am. If they are fed, they will attempt to murder the closest people in the vicinity.

9. If fed, familiars should only eat flesh and drink the blood of humans.

10. Familiars should be allowed to kill one living being per day.