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takoyuta:
hey

takoyuta:
hey

takoyuta:
hey

takoyuta:
wake up

takoyuta:
please

sincerelyfuckoff:
wtf do you want,
i was fukin sleepin

takoyuta:
well then, erm,
sweet dreams?

takoyuta:
but now that you're
up, ans this:

takoyuta:
how do you think
the merpeople have
sex? They don't look
like they have genitals :/

sincerelyfuckoff:
WHAT THE FUCK,
IM GONNA FLIP,
YOU WOKE ME UP
AT 2AM TO ASK
ME THAT DUMB
ASS QUESTION

takoyuta:
it's not dumb,
it's a real question

takoyuta:
think about it

sincerelyfuckoff:
...oh shit

takoyuta:
does the merman
somehow blegh out
eggs from the mouth
and then the mermaid
eat em' to grow em'?

sincerelyfuckoff:
nO-- please stop, stop
ruining the little
mermaid for me

takoyuta:
what if the eggs
are bleghed out
from the butthole

sincerelyfuckoff:
sTOP

takoyuta:
poor merpeople

sincerelyfuckoff:
pOOR ME

[2 hours later]

sincerelyfuckoff:
I STILL CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT IT,
I CAN'T SLEEP, IT'S
YOUR FAULT YOU
KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT

takoyuta:
did u like it tho? ;)

takoyuta:
i have other ways to
keep you up all night,
but you might sweat
and moan ;)

sincerelyfuckoff:
fuck off

takoyuta:
good night to
you too beb

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