Hello, my name is Error. If you or a loved one has been plagued by the flying beasts of hell, often know as flies, call 1-800-fly-away now.
I've been in the fly hunting business for 16 years now and there's no fly I can't catch! If I can't kill it, I'll kill myself as compensation!
We here at fly-away take your satisfaction seriously. That's why we show our commitment through low prices! 2 cents per fly killed! We'll even provide a trophy case of all the captured/destroyed buzzing beasts for your display room!
(Offer does not apply to any other pest, must be willing to accept damages to property, not all flies will presented)
