Why You Should Probably Eat

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So... You should eat. Don't be like Error and forget to eat for the past two days.

It's not my fault! I forget to eat! I don't get hungry and I don't realize that  "Wow! I actually do need food to survive!" That's how child me ended up in the hospital with pretty much just some bone and maybe a bit of skin. 

Reason 1: Eating can taste good!

-Think of your favorite foods! As long as you are getting calories in some way, shape, or form I think that's great! Eat it! Put the whole box of donuts in your stomach! Even empty calories are still calories! Eat whatever will make you eat. 


Reason 2: Your hair will fall out

-When you are way too skinny (Possibly because you are like Error-TheMoron and forget that you need food to live) your body will pretty much start to die. It will do everything it can to keep running, including using every last bit of you as 'food'. It will take your muscles and every last stored up fat cell you have until you have nothing left. Your hair will then decide it has had enough of this and will break up with your scalp to find someone to treat it right. Don't have that kind of relationship with your hair, don't abuse it to that point.


Reason 3: Possible side effect of death

-Just thought I should casually mention that you might just kind of die one day for multiple reasons. 


Reason 4: I was going to write a reason, but now there's a bug in my room so I'll cut it off here I need to go earn my 2 cents

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