Tomorrow is the long awaited day of July Fourth. My fellow Americans, rally your Eagles and raise your required 1776 United States Flags to our favorite day of the year!
As per standards events will include: Overthrowing the King, Destruction of Property (The East Indian Trading Company's Tea preferably), Tarring and Feathering of all tax collectors, Gorilla Warfare, Two pints of Sam Adams, and much more.
Bonus points for every Brit you throw in the Boston Harbor.
