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D: You know, I love how sometimes Dan Howell is like
D: "It's so important to know you should be happy and proud of who you are."
D: And then other times it's just
D: "Holy mother of rectangles."
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D: Things that rhyme with crying:
D: Dying
D: Lying
D: Trying
D: My Chemical Romance
D: Spying
D: Buying
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W: What if the washer is the one losing our socks, and we've been blaming the dryer all these years
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D: I literally cannot even, I can't even, I am unable to even, I have lost my ability to even, I am so unable to even
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W: When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner
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D: "See you in hell Dick" written in blood on my wall?
D: The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma
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W: YoU mAkE oNe MiStAke
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D: I'm holding you back from achieving things in your life by forcing you to sit here and watch this
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W: The city is literally on fire, where are you?
D: Making smores
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D: How would you kill me if you could?
W: I don't know. Push you down a Grand Staircase?
D: No, seriously.
W: Fine then, how would you kill me?
D: I'd paralyze you with saxitoxin and suffocate you in your sleep, chop you into the smallest bits I could manage, boil you down, put you in a blender, then take you to the kitchen in a flask and pour you into some of Alfred's soup.
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W: You got the chips?
D: No, but I got Cheese-Wiz
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D: PUMP THE BREAKS, PRINCEY
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W: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
D: *X-Files theme plays*
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D: Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch
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R: So, it's a show?
W: It's a religion
D: It's a lifestyle
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D: Saying wake up, you need to make mEMES
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W: WE GOT BAGLES WHOO
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D: Jason keeps looking at Tim when he's not looking, and Tim keeps looking at Jason when he's not looking, and I can't tell if they're planning to confess to or kill the other
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W: I hate you!
D: I hate me more!
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
