The Drunks!

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So here we are exploring what kind of drunks everyone is. Enjoy.

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Belarus:

Russia: The drunk who wants more to drink and 'encourages' people to drink

Ukraine: Cries a lot. Like, crying a river isn't big enough. She cries and Ocean.

Belarus: Will flirt with anything that is human and male (except Russia.)

Lithuania: Wants the sexy-sexy time with anything that stands on two legs, is living and appears to be living (RIP Poland and Belarus) but is pretty forceful.

Estonia: Opera/yodeller 

Latvia: Record for tipsiness: 40 glasses of alcohol straight. Takes a while to get drunk. Acts all high and mighty.

Poland: Loves vodka. "Is that water or Vodka?" "Oh it's vodka. My 7th bottle actually!" Acts normally when he's drunk. 

Y/n: when drunk, bipolar violent dictator. Scares the Baltics easily.

Canada:

Canada: Cries and complains, or super chill guy.

America: Will jump off a building if asked to do it.

Mexico: Dance machine, clumsiness is non-existent

Y/n: Cries and giggles at everything, no matter how horrible it is.

France:

France: Tries to marry England. Cooks like England.

England: complains more than usual. Cries and screams  BAKA BAKA BAKA

Y/n: Tries to marry France and England. Flirts with the cat. 

Denmark: 

Denmark: Same as Russia, but less frightening.

Sweden: Sleeps.

Finland: Cries and complains, then pumps himself back up.

Norway: Basically a cheerleader now but without the gymnastics.

Iceland: Seemingly responsible. Still thinks straight. super emotional and will call everyone Big Brother.

Y/n: VERY FLIRTY, do stupid things, will try and strip.

Romano

Romano: Sexy sexy time with spain. Very low wine tolerance and gets drunk easily.

Spain: Sexy sexy time with Romano.  No shame in anything.

Italy: Innocent bean. Needs Romano to take care of him. High wine tolerance.

Y/n: Wine is juice. Stronger please. Gets all emotional and recounts her most horrible break-ups.

China

China: So easy to get along with. Just fine, just can't talk very fast.

Japan: Strips and dances.

s.Korea: 100x funner.

n.Korea: Let's you play with his ridiculously long hair.

Taiwan: Encourages drunk Japan to strip dance. 

Vietnam: "Strip poker anyone?"

Hong Kong: Sounds like Poland. 

Thailand: Throws money at Stripper Japan.

Macau: Tries to fight everyone. 

y/n: Pull all the long hair that is in sight. Put pretty childish clips into everything. 

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