What I Hate About Frozen

Anna

Like I promised, I'm gonna scream at you a lot today.

Maybe not. I didn't promise that, did I?

So... Anna Whatever-your-last-name is. We meet again.

You stupid little woman with the mindset of a two year old who never left the castle even though she could.

People say you're 'adorkable', but apparently people don't know the meanign of that word. You are,stupid, overly caring, weak, and will beleive about anything. Get to it, girl, even Olaf could kill you, let alone Elsa.

Like, why the heck did you have to sing Do You Want to Build a Snowan!! Huh? Huh? HUH??? THAT SONG WILL ROT THE MIDS OF LITTLE GIRLS AROUND THE WORLD!!! Along with Let it Go of course. Okay, it doesn't have cuss words or anything, but still, I hate the song.

And you! You're such a terrible image for young impressionable girls!! You fall in love with some one you just met!!(Ha ha quoted Kristoff WHO I HATE!) And you kissed Kristoff! Kindergarteners saw that!!

I know someone else spoke and sang for you and you were completely computer animated but whatever it seems best to blow my steam onto you!!

Plus you look exactly like Rapuzel!! It's like you're making fun of her awesome ways!! Well not exactly like her but you talk like her and your eyes and face and,like, the way you smile is EXACTLY LIKE HER!!

I don't even pity you for all the stupid fanfictions about you!

I don't even have pity.

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Sorry for the shortness!

This is dedicated to my BFF who totally hates Anna!!

I would dedicate Elsa to myself if I could, but I can't. I totally hate her!!!

:3 THE KAWAII HAS LEFT!