What I Hate About Frozen

Elsa

I'm gonna start with Elsa.

I mean, she'e okay and all... BUT DID SHE HAVE TO SING LET IT GO? HUH? HUH?

Why wasn't it Anna, or their mom or something? Of course you barely saw their mom, and if Anna sang it then she would practically be Elsa, and Elsa would be Anna... Whatever!

Elsa ,at least, was the only princess in the history of Disney who doesn't get a prince. Or so you think. It seems like everyone has totally overlooked Merida. Seriously! I was reading a review on Maleficent, and (somehow) the writer brought up Frozen and said Elsa was a great example of a princess not falling in love and girlpower and all that. And it was a proffesional critc! I can do waaay better than that!

HELLO? Merida showed way more girlpower! Plus she does sports! The only reason Elsa didn't get a husband is because everyone thought she was a witch! Merida expertly served around marriage.

Elsa wears pretty dresses because she wants to!! She sings! She dances! Whats more girly that?

But still, I don't really looooove love love Merida. Save that for Rapunzel! And soon I'll get on Anna for looking so much like Rapunzel, and basically mocking Tangled.

Okay, and if Elsa is a prime example of not marrying,(which she is not!)where did al l these Jelsa ships come from!!! And Elsa will definetely never love Hans! NEVER!!!!

Wow. Looking back on that, I think that was a little too dramatic. But really. These shiparoonis are totally messing up the only good thing about Elsa.

Plus you guys can't say, "HOW COULD YOU? JELSA IS AWESOME!" 'Cause it isn't. Sure Jack Frost is decades old, but he was preserved in ice so he didn't actually age. He's just a teenager, and Elsa is an adult. I think she might be nearing her thirties and Anna, in her early twenties.

Plus, she has ice abilities, nothing else!! She made a dress out of ice? Not a good idea!!! If she goes outside, won't it melt and then she becomes naked? Why didn't it? (Not like I wanted it to happen or anything.) And then, they creators totally glossed over the "bringing Olaf to life" part too.

Back to the very first sentence. My bus stop is in front of an elementary school, and every day, I hear kids singing Let it Go or Do you Want to Build a Snowman totally off-tune. IT DESTROYS ME TO GO THERE!!!!!

And yeah, let what go? Your life? Your family? Your sanity? WHAT?

And I'll get to DYWBAS later.

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The video to the right is super funny!!

Also it mocks Let it Go so...

You know where I'm going with this.

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