What I Hate About Frozen

The Villains

Hans:

You stink dude!

You were good at the beginning, and we could hardly tell you were a villain, but then as soon as you get a good chance to kill Elsa, no a perfect chance to kill Elsa, you go super slow (villains are not supposed to reminisce moments either!!) and Anna breakes your blade. And then you just disappear! We don't even see you! Those Disney people did a terrible job making this!! You stink!

Marshmallow the Snowman:

You're not actually a villain, and you did nothing but listen to a corrupted queen and threw two innocent people and a living snowman off a cliff.

You are a good man.

Duke of Weasel-oh I'm sorry (not) Weslton:

You are supposed to try and kill Elsa. Got that? You. You can't possibly consider yourself a villain if you're a lazy bloke who sits around screaming at people your whole life.

Elsa:

People say that you aren't a villain, but a main character, and I say, villains are main characters. You were a villain to the residents of your kingdom, and you are a true villain to me. You sang Let it Go and corrupted my brain and the ones of everyone on Earth. You deservse a best villainy award. Mother Gothel is nothing compared to you.