What I Hate About Frozen

Olaf and Kristoff

Ugh. Just thinking about that snowman gives me the shivers. He's creepy and most probably senile.

And really, why does he keep emphasizing on his words," I love you, Anna"? It is really scary. It seems so weird that only minutes after Anna and Kristoff meet him, Olaf's going all, "I'll save you because I love you" to Anna when the trolls come up? It's just not right. He can't possibly have a crush on Anna. If he did, I'd officially add him to my 'included in nightmares' list.

SNOWMAN SCARY

Olaf has made me fear snowmen ever since Frozen came out. Plus, how did he come alive? Elsa just made him and never blew life into him. Its so creepy, like all snowmen can do that or something.

And, at the end, when Hans goes all evil, Olaf makes a fire with his hands? BLEUGH. Not to mention he dropped one in the fire. His meltly face is disgusting, too.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS LITTLE FLURRY AT THE ICE RINK?!?!?! HE SHOULD BE DEAD!!!!

Kristoff? Oh please. Don't bring him up. Too bad, I already did. THAT MAN IS WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!

1. Where the hell are his parents? Shouldn't one of those ice-cutter guys notice him? Why don't they explain anything in the movie?

2. His best friend is a reindeer, he's been adopted by trolls, and he marries a princess. Umm, what?

3. HE EATS THE SAME CARROT HIS REINDEER JUST ATE! AND IT'S COVERED WITH REINDEER SLOBBER AND EVERYTHING!

4. He talks for his reindeer. Like little girls speaking for their dolls. Either that or Sven has amazing telepathic powers and can force his owner to say what he wants to say out loud.

5. He lives nowhere in particular. "Oh yeah! Let's trust this guy!"

6. Guys do know that they're not supposed to tell girls about the picking nose thing, right?

7. Wow. He's smart enough to give Anna marriage advice, but too dumb to still talk to reindeer?

8. The princess rejected him by going to her sister. Her friggin' sister. I would totally let Hans kill my bro! Anna must really hate Kristoff. (No just kidding I know she loved Elsa and all. This was as a joke.)