What I Hate About Frozen

Frozen vs. Tangled

I know this chapter sorta disrupted the flow of characters, but I just had to.

There are just waaaaaay to many likenesses(Is that a word?) between Frozen and the best Disney Princess movie ever, Tangled. I mean, seriously? Magic tears? Hello?

Elsa cries on Anna. Unfreeze!

Rapunzel cries on Flynn. Not dead!

Plus Anna looks and acts like Rapunzel! They might even have the same person for their voices, but I'm too lazy to find out. Plus on websites the credits are usually cropped out, and my parents never stay long enough at the movie theater.

And then, there's the part me and my friend were obsessing over: RAPUNZEL'S IN FROZEN!! We kinda figured that out when we watched the music video for Frozen, and BAM! I was like, " PAUSE IT!! PAUSE THE DANG THING NOW!!" But she didn't so we rewinded it and then paused it to make sure. And then we watched the real movie to make sure it wasn't a joke, and it wasn't.

RAPUNZEL IS WALKING INTO THE CASTLE FOR ELSA'S CORONATION DURING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!!!! AAUUGH!! MY FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESS(Like, the only good one) STARS IN THE WORST DISNEY MOVIE EVER!!!

Well, I shouldn't say stars,she's,like, only on screen for less than two seconds, but whatever!!

Okay, let me cool down by showing the character equivalents for everyone.

Anna is definetely Rapunzel, 'cause you know, she fell in love with a stranger, (two!) and,like I said before, looks and acts like Rapunzel.

Hans: Mother Gothel. Definetley Mother Gothel. Lies to a main character and maker her trust him/her, and then betrays them, almost costing their lives, or someone else's.

Kristoff: Dude. Flynn. You know why. But, still I'm gonna say it. Falls in love with the main character. Done.

Sven: Pascal!! The adorable widdle chameweon! Oh yeah. Back to the Sven dude. Ugly reindeer guy. Well, they're both just sidekicks that don't talk. Oh, I guess Sven could actually be Maximus, too, but why don't we leave that for Olaf since he has more screen time.

Olaf: Need I repeat my self?

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Watch the video on the right and try to find Rapunzel!

Also don't blink when Anna comes out of the castle 'cause that's when Rapunzel comes in with Flynn.

Dedicated to the BFF who obsessed with me!!

~Selena Gomez