67- Roman Godfrey

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Them as hilarious Roman Godfrey (bill's character from hemlock grove) quotes.

WYATT
Someone: *gets mad at him*
Him: can I pick up some new batteries for your vibrator?

FINN
Someone: how does it feel to have your name on everything?
Him:
Him: like a fuckin pimp

JAE
Someone: how was everyone's day?
Him: *raises glass and smiles sarcastically* every breath, a gift

JACK
Him: you look like shit
Someone: you've inherited your mother charm
Him: fuck you

SOPHIA
Her: *walks into room w/ best friend in it* HONEY, IM HOMEEEE!!!

CHOSEN
Him: *throws note clear across classroom*
Teacher: passing notes, mr Jacobs?
Him: wouldn't dream of it m'am. *smiles innocently* carry on

JEREMY
Him: you reeaally gotta lay back on the caffeine there buddy boy

NIC
Him: Whatever dumb fuck told you I was a patient man is a dumb fuck

BILL
Someone: *at his house* you mind if I take a shower?
Him: Mi casa and shit

This show is fucking fantastic oml I love Roman and it makes me love bill even more

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