WYATT -*wy in middle school*ugh, I can't believe I am in 7th grade and already over high school. These fucking people. -my mom says I'm sweet and that's why spiders keep biting me.
FINN -Stranger things -If anyone asks, I've left the country. -*sighs* sometimes, your total obliviousness blows my mind. -*to Nic in a shitty accent* do you eat kangaroos for breakfast?
JAE -The office -sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find along the way. -My perfect Valentine's Day? At Home, three cell phones in front of me, Fielding in desperate calls from people wanting to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made six months ago.
JACK -Supernatural -" Snow white? I saw that movie. At least the porn version. Anyway there was this wicked stepmother. Woo, she was wicked!" -There's only one thing I know for certain, Bert and Earnie are gay. -*gasp* I would love to have the sex with you.
BILL - Him: so where are you from? Girl: guess H: heaven G: come on, you can do better than that H:...I know... I just don't usually have to -*in argument* I'm about to be rolled in there and get needles shoved in my eyes. You have no idea how much more appealing that is than staying hear and listening to your filthy lies. -*@ his house* Friend- can I shower? Him- mí casa and shit
I ran out of shows I like with funny quotes...oops
Also I watch the book of henry today... I'm not fucking okay 😭😭😭😭😭
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Look at my poor baby I wanna cry just thinking about it
