These are Keith and Lance Angst one shots! Warning, there will be mentions of suicide, cursing and other disturbing content. You have been warned. These one-shots will all be AU's. I have not fully watched Voltron, but the ship is nice and angsty (...
To the people that are still alive after season 6: how are you still breathing???? Are you okay? Y'all still alive right?
Season six KILLED me. The artwork... was STUNNING and the feels were real man. Have some art of my fave.
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My friend Usnavi asked me to explain what season 6 is about. He kinda got into Voltron, but he's not a fan of it anymore. SPOILER WARNING. Spoilers... duh
Usnavi = italic Me = underlined
EVERYTHING IS A LIE
Mood
FUCK THE WORLD
Mooooood
EARTH IS FLAT
JESUS HAS A VAGINA AND A DICK SATAN IS PRETTY AND HOLY
Satan is gay
SATAN IS VERY GAY V E R Y
Hell yea I'm gonna marry Satan DO IT
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE APPARENTLY
Hell yea brb gonna summon Satan
FUCK AN ALIEN IF YOU WANT TO
Yee
HAVE A CHILD WITH SAID HOT ALIEN
Ooooh is that the Keith thing
SERIOUSLY WHY IS THE ALIEN HOT
I have a lot of Voltron on my explore (insta) Idk dude aliens are hot
WHY IS EVERYONE HOT except for zendak... fuck zendack
Cause we're all in hell
Or however you spell it
zenDICK
Pigs fly and the frogs are gay Y E S
Oshdkdndo what's going on in Voltron
LOTOR IS HOT BUT HES EVIL #SHIROISACLONE KEITH HAS MOMMY ISSUES
Okay yea I'd fuck the purple guy Wait is space dad rlly a cone cause holy shit
