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Richie

Richie: just come with us!

Stan: no

Bill: b-but how?!

Stan: no

Eddie: there's tons of college opportunities in New York! We could even be apartment buddies!

Stan: no

Bill: r-really?!

Stan: no. i said no.

Richie: Yeah! We'd miss you guys too much!

Bill: aww!!

We all piled into a group hug. We looked over at Stans who stood with a frown and crossed arms.

Stan: no

Richie: join the hug!

Stan: um, fuck no??

We all sighed and moved the hug over to Stan, putting him in the center.

Bill: th-this is so exciting! I
h-have to tell m-mom!

Stan: Bill! No! Don't go along with their dumb plans!

Bill: but I'll miss th-them!

Stan: you have me!

Bill glared at stan and folded his arms

Bill: I won't if you don't come with me.

Richie: ooooo....

Stan rolled his eyes and looked between Eddie and I.

Stan: Fine, but if it all goes to shit it wasn't my idea.

Bill clapped his hands (the gayest thing ive ever seen) and dragged Stan away to his car outside of eddies house.

I looked down at Eddie and scooped him up in my arms bridal style. I laid a wet kiss on his cheek and he giggled

Richie: We're going together! We'll be like one big family full of gay guys!

Eddie: I can't wait to go...

Richie: only 1 week baby, then astalavista! Goodbye Derry!

I set him down and ruffled his hair.

It was currently the first week of summer vacation. Well, not really summer vacation because we have all graduated.

But as i helped Eddie pack, we both realized how much we would miss our friends. Specifically Stan and Bill. Not that we don't love the others, they just already have their life planned. Stan and Bill just planned on growing old in Derry. Lame decision by the way.

But, we convinced them to drop everything and move to New York with us! It's gonna be the best sitcom ever...

If we were in a sitcom, I'd be the funny uncle, Eddie would be the precocious (because he's adorable),Bill would be the punny dad and Stan is just a stick, like the grandpa of the family. It's gonna be great

(a/n here's the link to sitcom stereotypes lol
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SitcomCharacterArchetypes)

Eddie: Richie! You've been staring at me for the past five minutes!

Richie: oh, sorry. you're just so precious

I pinched his cheek and he rolled his eyes

Eddie: stop that! We need to finish packing!

He jogged up the stairs and I followed behind.

We're starting from scratch. Getting an apartment together is just the beginning. Eddie, being the gayest of us two, will be decorating. I on the other hand, will be taking management of a music shop owned by aunt and uncle from Canada. Stan and Bill... I'm not so sure yet. But I bet Stan can make a mean meatloaf

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