Michael Clifford is a vegan.
Do you know how I know?
Michael gordon Clifford,
What else has Gordon?
Gordon Ramsay.
What is Gordon Ramsay?
Old.
What can't most old people eat?
Meat.
What are people who can't eat meat called?
Vegans (yes vegetarians, I am aware).
What else has an e and an a in it?
Michael Gordon clifford.
