Kirby's World Imagines

Manga! Marx/Queen!Reader .:Tch, What A Joke!:.

I watched queens settle in conversation, I knew them all. Queen Sectonia? not well-known, but a pitiful and disgusting spider! Such an ugly look she gets... Does she really find herself worthy as a "queen?"

queens, in general, are nothing. Just try to deal with that brat, Kirby! They'd know pain if they had that pink fool stepping all over them! Hmmph, now, who else 's here... picking up my spying binoculars, I spotted two others, one from the land of fairies and another I haven't seen before. The fairy witch was one I'd mess with in my free time. Not much reaction, (can't believe she keeps her calm that long, even with being so shy. I thought you ALWAYS had to look after the quiet ones...) Oh well, she's not fun, now, what about this gem over here~? Hm, her hair color is something I don't see much in my area, and her dress is pretty bad. But not as childish as the others. Huh? I look to the angle you readers see me at. Hey, this is as generous as I'm gonna get, not something you see every day from a guy like me, gegege~

Now then, huh? wait, why is my vision all black? did these binoculars run out of battery? Wait, they don't have any. Let me fix th-

Agh!

I threw my arms up, who does this lady think she is! Doesn't she know some people have to watch others in peace?! Gosh...I'm waiting for a strict demand from her, but, why isn't she speaking? Why can't she be a normal person and yell at me? "Greetings, I'm ____ from Land Otiana, place of the bread people"

Staying here was a pain for me to hear, what did she say? Bread people? what-

"I'm simply joking little one. I've heard that's what you like to do, yes? Funny, but, really, perhaps i'll tell you my real location in my palace, but I wouldn't have much time for visitors. Nonetheless, I-"

she was looking at my black set of binoculars, what does she want with them? She sure is staring at them for awhile. Maybe she doesn't know what it is, huh?

"Oh! Are those- um" she trails

"Binoculars? What, haven't seen a pair of these in your life, Queeny? I bet you haven't, tch, what a joke! I bet being in your little safe castle avoided you from ever laying your eyes on even the most basic of things on this planet, huh?"

She was taken aback, before pausing. I looked back into her eyes without a flinch, smirking wider to scare her. But, w-wait...Why is she laughing!? "Hey! Stop that, what's so funny!?" she's giggling so hard right now, stupid. Just, stupid. Whatever, I'm threatening, I'll show her royal face how threatening I am! I grab my binoculars from the dirty grass, before running off, looking back now: I could see the other two trying to pick her up, with her still laughing her crown off. Idiot! Why didn't she cry? I wanted to see that with some popcorn! that would be the ultimate joke! Just, agh, I'll try again tomorrow, as for now: I gotta know where she's livin'. Maybe I could sneak into her room and maybe sabotage her pillow! Yeah, then she'll sleep peacefully for sure, haha!

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I stole another apple from Kirby today. Rude, you say? Oh, he's been scarfing down cakes and chips since '92, I'm pretty sure he can handle something healthy to go missing.

Anyways, I wasn't having much luck with the new queen's location. What did she say her land was? The ocean? But then again, she said it was only a joke. But which part? About the pastry people, or the Ocean...Because that sounds like a real place, but- agh, why do I even care?! Whatever, she's not worth my time. I'll do something later, for now: she can rot in boredom in her castle. But, I still wanna...But-

Hey, what's that sound-

"If you have a dream, don't wait. Act"

Pausing, I...Huh, hey, you're right, wind, I will! Now, time to go see that Queen!

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Huff, huff, thank Nova I'm here. Well, let's see. Oh? No, that can't be, she's...that's her! Oh, thank the dark forces ab- ACK!

"halt, why are you eager to see the queen? and were you permitted to do so?"

"what the...this is open land! she is just on the sand of the beach! What are you talking about!?Agh, get out of my- nnn, I don't wanna use force on you dumbos, but I have no choice if you won't let me through. Starting up a purple aura around my finger, I throw the power to hit them, both easily knocked out and out of my way. Perfect, but dumb there wasn't much of a challenge to go around. Oh well, knowing this queen can't even hire more protection for her self, looks like she doesn't even notice me here! Great, now then... She's in front of the ocean, by...herself? I assumed she'd be with other royals...

Whatever, not the time for that! This is my only chance, and I won't let this moment go to waste! Sneaking up on her, I only can notice- pmph!

Hey, get your hand off my face, you disgusting, well-dressed royal rat! Does she honestly think she can make fun of me this way!? She thinks she can laugh at me once more! Oh, that's the end of the stick for her, time to give her a taste of her own medicine. Starting up another flaming purple ball, I felt a grasping hand on my body, before feeling warm? Hey, wait... Why am I facing the ocean? what am I sitting on? Where did she-

looking back, I- oh, I'm...on her lap! aaah- I-I...G-gahh! I have to throw my arms up to get her attention, but I only hear a giggle...and, is...she petting me? Oh that's it, how degra...ding..oh, wait wait, hold on- "no no, right there- okay, okay, that's better" she pats me soothingly, wow, what a good...wait no, she's trying to put me down "hey hey! what's the big idea!?" I had enough, why was she being this cozy with me? No one ever is, ack-

a...ah she's stroking my head a bit, I feel...a bit calm...

"fi-fine, only this once, but I'm gonna battle you for making me this way, Queeny.."

I lay back, hmmph...