REMINDER: Some jokes may contain;racism,acts of profanity,sexual innuendos,sexual contents,sexual almost everything,sexual violence,dark,cussing,vandalism,and me not giving a sh*t about what anyone says.
Enjoy!
[Teacher:"ok class assignment is make a 'how to video!'...
Me:*whispers*"I'll show you a how to video~"
Friends:*giggles*]
(Teacher:"the big bad wolf-
Me:*yells out* RAPED A PIG!
Teacher:"get out")
Friend:"what dose 69 mean?"
Me:"you don't know?"
Friend:"no I don't"
Me:"how bout A.D.I.D.A.S?"
Friend," the company?"
Me:"watch porn"
Teacher:"we are all children of Jesus-"
Me:*gets up* "/(.-.)\ HAIL.HAIL.HAIL.THE LORD AND SAVIOR SATAN!!!!"
Teacher:"go to the office."
*in class*
Someone:*coughs*
Elijah:*sexual moaning sounds*
*in history class 6th period*
Me:*looks at Elijah Across the classroom*
Elijah:*looks at me*
Me:*rape signals*
Elijah:*fist in hand*
Me:*fake smacks face*
Elijah:*actually smacks his face*
Me:*claps hands under table*
Elijah:*humps his table and taps Emily's chair*
Emily:*turns around**gives Elijah evil look*
Me:*laughs*
Emily:*looks at me*
Me:*—(^.__.^)—* 'I'm gonna die after class'
*in history*
Mr.Adam:"ok open your chrome books, we're gonna play quizzes"
Everyone:"YYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!"
Me:*sits on desks* *makes bird sounds*
Stevie:"stop making mating calls to Emily"
Me:\(O^O")/"shut the fuq up"
*in history*
Class:*doing a test*
Me:*done*
*gets an idea*
*starts making bird sounds*
Class mates:*whispers*"what's that sound?"
Me:*stops*
*gets another annoying idea*
*high pitch whistles*
*gets louder but more quite*
Emily:*looks at me*
*tells me to stop*
Me:*~(o_O)~ why*
Emily:*its fucking annoying*
*lunch*
Bailey:*standing up talking*
Me:*looks at cucumbers in a bag*
Bailey:*wearing a dress today*
Me:*gets bag of cucumbers and throws then up her dress*
Everyone:"MAYØ!!?!" *laughing to hard*
Bailey:"MAYØ NOT THAT HARD"
Me:*starts laughing harder* "admit it you liked it"
Everyone:"OMG-"*laughing harder*
Me:*anywhere I go*
"/(.-.)\ I aM DeAtH!"
*long time ago*
*6 year old me*
*gay af*
Me:*walks up to girl that's 13 or 14 that looks hot* "are you my homework? Because I'd rather work an you~"*slowly walks around a corner*
Girl:"wtf-"
*7th grade me*
*Ceramics class*
Me:*dating Ashley while she's cheating on me in a different school*
*talking to a friend in ceramics*"why am I still with her?"
8th grader Crush i know I can't have in ceramics class:*walks past me*
Me:"OH YEAHHHH" * kool aid man impression*
8th grader crush:*laughs*
Me:*me in my head* "I WIN HAHAHAHA"
*in school*
*almost everyone I know is going to a sleepover*
Me:*always gets left out*
*in school*
Friends:*happy talking to everyone*
Me:*no one likes talking to me*
Friends:*avoids me*
Me:"ok"
*gay pride month*
Me:"I don't have to celebrate it, I'm already gay enough"
* \( ._.)/*
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~Mayø jokes~
RandomJust my stupid ass stupid jokes I say. To pickup lines to walking in a class room like a stupid fucker. Oh wait these also this I say in my head and things that are going on in me life so have fun looking at this crap of a book no one is gonna under...
