*next door*
*child screams*
The dad:"WHAT!? WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!!?!?"
Child:*laughs**screams more*"EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Me:"wtf is wrong with that child"
*6th period history*
*playing trash ball*
Me:*answers question right for once*
Me:*stays in three pointer*
*puts sunglasses up side down*
"I'm probably not gonna make it"
Me:* throws it stupidly*
*it scores*
"HOLY SHIT!!!!"
Me:*tries to flirt with girls*
*uses pickup lines on instagram*
*sometimes works*
Me:*siting on the couch*
Brother:"are you...BORED"* hits me with skateboard*
Me:"fuck off*
*3rd period science class*
Stupid kid:"I hAvE CaNcEr iN mY bIg ToE!"
Me:*turns around*
"Are you sure that's just a...tumor?!?"
Stupid kid:" shut up"
Teacher:"heheh"
*first period class*
CraYOla:*actually sits quietly for once*
Me:*whispers*" CraYOla, CraYOla....craYOla!"
CraYOla:*turns around slowly* " wuss up daddy"
Me:"I wanna die"
CraYOla:"dude.....sssssaaaaaammmmmmeeeeeeee"
Me:*gets a cup*
*goes in kitchen to turn on water*
*dosent fill cup with water*
Me:* walks up to my brother*
*pretends to drink from cup*
Brother:*makes eye contact*
Me:*pretends to throw it in his face*
Brother:"WTF U ASSHOLE"
Me:"hehehehehe, loser"
*gonna play frisbee in summer school*
Me:"ok today there's gonna be no tackling people, like yesterday..." *looks at friend*
Friend:"THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT, SHUT UP!!"
Me:hehehehehe
*Summer school*
*Sees a really cool guy that is emo and just cool af*
Me in my head:'I'm dying, but I'm gay, I'm gay af,'
Him: * starts lifting weights bc we're supposed to as an assignment in class*
Me in my head: 'holy shit I didn't realize I had estrogen, at least I know I'm not fully gay'
Him: *speaks to me*
My head: 'i didn't know it was possible for this to happen, what's going on, a human with testosterone is speaking to me, holy shit I wanna die, I thought I liked estrogen more then testosterone, turns out I still like both, equally'
*listening to music*
My pandora app:* nonfiction* "Friday the 13th is your lucky day!"
Me:"thank god it's time"
*Playing frisbee in second period*
Human with testosterone that I slightly, maybe, kinda, idk, l-I-k-e.(I think that's how u spell it) : *plays frisbee with us* *throws it at me*
My head: 'idk what to do, I catch it right?, no Nono non no, this is embarrassing,—AAHHGH, HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS!?!?!?'
Him: "sorry bad throw"
My head: 'tf he blamed himself...WHAT THAT MAKES NO SENSE I DIDNT CATCH IT!?!?'
*my head talking about human men*
My head:" I hate how men are fucking childish as all fuck"
*Sees human with testosterone that's really cool and emo*
'I'm gonna say some of them'
'Do I try or not try?'
'He's most likely to be a senior or junior in high school rn'
'I'm not gonna try, I'm just gonna have to die alone bc I have to'
'Is it even possible for me to date a guy?'
'Hell no'
'Ya so I shouldn't bother'
'Last choice is, HELL NO, NO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS, AND NO, JUST NO, YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE GUYS ANYWAY, NO, also there's a better person that can probably be with you again, so live your life as a pathetic person'
'Your right'
*frisbee*
*My brother throws it wrong*
Me:" what the fuck Richard?!?"
Brother: "shut up"
*again frisbee*
*Brother throws it wrong again*
Me:" mission failed, we'll get'em next time"
Brother: "mayø, shut up!"
Me: "S.W.A.T TEAM INBOUND!"
Everyone: *laughs*
Brother: " damn it mayø!"
Me: "hehehehehe"
Human with testosterone has: 1.a lip piercing
2.sun glasses
3.emo band shirts
He's cool af, he needs to be my best friend for like ever.
Me: *goes to p.e class with leggings* "REEEEEE IM SHOWING MY DISGUSTING LEG CURVES UGH, MY FLAT ASS CURVES ARE SHOWING THROUGH THE LEGGINGS AAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
*summer school*
*20 min break time*
Me: *walking around* *sees an old friend* *thinks she might not remember me or just might hate me just bc or other old friends that hate me now*
Old friend:"hey mayø!" * waves at me*
Me: "I'm amazed, I thought you would ignore me"
YOU ARE READING
~Mayø jokes~
RandomJust my stupid ass stupid jokes I say. To pickup lines to walking in a class room like a stupid fucker. Oh wait these also this I say in my head and things that are going on in me life so have fun looking at this crap of a book no one is gonna under...
