Talking to You is Like Talking to a Brick Wall. So Shut Up and Kiss Me!

Mr.Fix-it

          It was Saturday morning and Audrey was woken up to the annoying sound of her phone ringing, she answered grumpily "What time is it?". "About 6am" answered a soft manly voice on the other end. Six in the morning who in their right mind would be waking me up this damn early with no offer of coffee or bacon. 

       Audrey almost hung up the phone on the strange manly voice when she heard "I brought starbucks, its your favorite salted caramel mocha" her eyes opened slightly, she didn't know who this voice was but he earned a gold star for the day. "I'll be down in 10" Audrey answered then hung up.

            She didn't want to get out of the comfort of her warm goose down comforter but this mystery man down stairs waiting with coffee had earned her attention. She finally pulled herself out of her heated cocoon, very unwillingly, and threw on her warmest most comfortable clothes.

          She pulled up her hoodie and reluctantly opened the door, It was Paul with coffee and a warm blanket in hand. Audrey smiled softly and gently took the coffee as he held it out. 

         mmmmm, he knew the way to a coffee lovers heart. "And to what do I owe the pleasure of your presents and this amazing coffee this morning Paul?" Audrey asked taking a small sip contemplating all the reasons Paul could be at her door step this morning. He gave a slight smile and walked to the front of the house without a word. Uhh rude.

              "Offering me coffee and rudely walking away is not the best way to win my affections young mister Paul" Audrey said in a bit of a huff as she followed him to the front of the house slowly, not wanting to fall on the already slushy trap of doom on the ground. Falling would mean spilling coffee and that would not be a good start to her day. 

         "Then it is a good thing I offer more then coffee" She heard him say from around the corner. As she reached the driveway she noticed a tow truck hooked up to her Popsicle of a car, she tilted her head and stared at him. Was taking her car away to some undisclosed location suppose to be romantic or something?

              "Remember how I mentioned the other day that I also work at an auto shop" Paul said with a grin. Yes, she had remembered but what did that have to do with towing her car away? Paul gave a laugh "It really is quite early for you, drink more of your coffee and I'll explain on the way, okay" So not only was he taking her car to an undisclosed location but apparently she was invited as well. 

             Audrey felt like a complete idiot when Paul pulled up to the auto shop a few blocks down from her house, He was offering to fix her car, not taking her off to kill her. God she would need more coffee this morning. She looked over at a smiling Paul with shame in her eyes "I should have known, your'e too adorable to be a serial killer, and I doubt they bring coffee". Paul gave her a very confused look then just shook his head and jumped out of the truck.

              "When was the last time you got an oil change" Paul asked sounding a little disgusted, she peeked her head around the car and made eye contact with a dirty grease covered Paul. "You have to change it?" she felt stupid of course you had to change it, but with everything she had to do on a daily basis her little Popsicle had been the last thing on her mind. Paul lowered his head "This is going to be a long morning" Audrey gave an apologetic laugh then leaned back in the car.

               "Okay try it now" Paul said and Audrey turned the key to hear a very disappointing sound, her poor Popsicle just would not turn over. She let the keys go and slammed her head against the steering wheel, it would take her a good two years to save up to get another car. This was not what she needed right now. She heard Paul walk around the car "Hey, its the mechanics job to say when we give up" his hand slightly hovering over her back "I'm filthy this is as close to comfort as I can give you" he gave a crooked smile, which made Audrey laugh.

               Audrey watched as Paul poked and prodded at a few things under her hood trying to find the problem. He had checked all the filters and all the liquid components and was now checking all the connections. "Ahhhh" Paul screamed out making Audrey rush to his side "Did my car bite you. Please tell me it didn't hurt you" she was trying to check for injury's while he was still half under the hood. "No, no go to the wheel" he motioned her to get in the car with his head still stuck under the hood. She did as he asked and when he finally said "Fire it up" Audrey closed her eyes and turned the key.

               It was the most beautiful noise, he poor Popsicle had ever made. Oh she could just hug her car, but instead she decided to jump out of her seat and hug a very unsuspecting Paul. He took a few unbalanced steps back and then looked down at her "You're welcome" he said softly. "You are officially my favorite person" Audrey said leaning up and kissing his dirty cheek, Paul blushed bright red and turned to walk quickly toward the back of the garage.

             Audrey sipped her soda quietly as she watched Paul walk away, her day off just kept getting better and better. After the Amazing mister Paul fixed her car he invited he out to brunch. They had gone to a cute little mom and pop diner a little ways from the auto shop. Paul was really a sweet guy, she found out he had he had gotten the job at Antonio's cause he was talking care of his mom while she was laid up with a broken leg. Can you say fucking adorable Audrey thought to herself.

             As she watched Paul walk back from the bathroom she couldn't help but check him out. He was putting his jacket back on as he walked and his shirt lifted just above his waist line, she could see the V cut of his pelvic muscles and couldn't help but take a sharp breath. Audrey didn't know why but to her that was the sexiest thing in the world on a guy. She wasn't conceded she knew she wasn't skinny by any means so she couldn't be picky about guys bodies. Yet when she saw this the only thing all she could think about was licking whipped cream off of it. 

      Audrey shook her head as the vision of a half naked Paul covered in whipped cream flooded her brain. Stop being a creepy perv she told herself as Paul sat back down in the booth. Rule two! rule two! rule two!!! She screamed in her head as her mind kept imagining even after she had told herself to stop.

             Audrey opened her eyes and saw a very confused Paul, she smiled and gave a guilty chuckle. "Brain freeze" she lied. Yea not like you need to admit to this guy that you basically just had a sexy time day dream about him. Audrey lowered her head into her hands get a hold of yourself  she was fawning over him like he was Greek god in her head. 

      She couldn't roll her eyes any harder then she already was, if she kept this up next she was gonna be feeding him chocolate covered strawberries while he was wearing nothing but whipped cream. Audrey peered up at Paul through her fingers, and the moment he caught her eyes he gave her a sweet smile. Audrey groaned out loud as visions of his naked body flashed in her head, "Stop being so cute" she said softly mostly to herself.

            "Um?" Audrey heard Paul mumble, slowly realizing that had said that comment out loud. god you are on your game today she said lowering her head to the table. "Just ignore me" Audrey mumbled into the table. Hes still just normal sweet Paul, get your head out of his pants you filthy perv Audrey thought to herself before lifting her head to look at a very confused Paul. "Not near enough coffee" she smiled hesitantly, Paul wasn't convinced. Audrey could see it on his face as he gave her a smug smile. "You think I'm cute huh?" Paul said with a cocky tone "Oh hush it Paul" Audrey said rolling her eyes and blushing.