Talking to You is Like Talking to a Brick Wall. So Shut Up and Kiss Me!

Ms.Unlucky.

      Audrey slamed the front door when she walked in the house. "Today was utter CRAP" she half screamed as she threw her bag on the floor, took her jacket off and threw it into the hall closet then stormed up stairs. Her clothes were covered in soda, vomit and pizza sauce. She had the most amazing day ever. 

      She took her clothes off quickly trying to get into the shower as soon as possible, she felt disgusting. She turned on the water so it would be warm when she was ready to jump in. As she pulled down her pants a slip of paper fell out of her pocket. She picked it up and growled as she remembered how she got it.

      "Hello miss, can I get a Super Antonio's Supreme, with large bread sticks, and a large drink?." said a man sitting in a booth close to the door, as she wrote it down she shook her head mentally. The guy was sitting alone, she hoped for his own sake and hers that he wasn't going to try the Super Antonio contest. She really didn't feel like cleaning up vomit this early in the morning. 

      "Are you going to be the only one sitting in this booth sir?" Audrey asked praying he would say no.

      "Yes I will be, That means I can do the Super Antonio right?" He asked winking at her.

      "Yes sir it does, once the pizza is cooked I will come out with a timer for you, and we can see if you can get on the wall of winners" She said with a fake smile, and fake enthusiasm. 

      "Have you ever witnissed someone couquar the Super Antonio?" He asked with a cocky smile.

     "No I cant said as I have ever had the pleasure" She said with a sarcastic undertone as she picked up the extra utensils. He pulled a slip of paper out of his pocket and asked for her pen, she hesitantly gave it to him knowing exactly what was going to happen next.

      "Maybe after I conquer the beast, you would like to go out on a congratulatory dinner sometime" he gave her a wink and a seductive look as he handed her the slip of paper with his name and number written on it. She just smiled politely and walked away.

      Yea cause watching you stuff your body with pizza is such a turn on she thought, he had a small body type there was no way in hell he was going to eat all that food. She gave the cooks the order and then walked into the back to prepare the mop, this was not going to end well for Audrey.

      As the cooks brought out the 56" Pizza the 25 bread sticks and the large drink, Audrey walked out with a timer and a huge faked smile. "Attention everyone, we have someone over here that thinks he can conquer the Almighty Super Antonio, lets give this brave man a round of applause" the few tables that were there applauded and cheered for him, Audrey rolled her eyes.

      She walked over to the man and explains the rules. "You will have an hour to finish the pizza, the bread sticks and any number of refills you want, you are not allowed to go to the restroom and relive yourself, or purge yourself, you can walk around the restaurant if you want, but just keep in mind you are being timed. And Everything has to be gone, the whole pizza including toppings that may fall off, all the bread sticks and your drink must be finished as well. Do you need to do anything before we start?" Audrey asked the man who was smiling up at her.

      "Nope I'm good, I'm ready to begin." He said with confidence

      "Then let the timer begin, Good luck sir" Audrey set the timer on the top of the booth chairs across from him and as she turned around to walk away she felt a hand slap her ass. She closed her eyes calming her self down, and just walked to the other customers and asked them if they needed anything. 'I need this job, I need this job, I need this job, She repeated over and over in her head.