Aries - Has way to many water bottles in their room.
Taurus - is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini - Sucks at math
Cancer - Daydreams about living with their crush every night. CRAP THEY GOT US
Leo - Spends all their money on food
Virgo - is quiet but secretly a kinky freak ewwwwwww
Libra - has an amazing ass 😉
Scorpio - Really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius - is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic, tbh same
Capricorn - has the worst memory ever.
Aquarius - believes in aliens
Pisces - likes to Oregon dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk
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Zodiac Thangs
RandomWhat the title says :) (May Involve Swearing) Take the warning seriously, there is a lot of fucking swearing
