Aries- The weird scary grandpaTaurus- The grandma that always makes food
Gemini- The gay cousin
Cancer- The wine mom this is what I strive to be
Leo- The vodka aunt
Virgo- The "cool" soccer mom
Libra- The fun uncle
Scorpio- The dad that tries to be relatable
Sagittarius- The family friend that no one knows
Capricorn- The emo older brother
Aquarius- The hipster sister
Pisces- The annoying little cousin
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Zodiac Thangs
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