Aries- Violently stabs you
Taurus- Hits you with a bat
Gemini- Shoots you with a gun
Cancer- Tortures and slaps you
Leo- Poisons you
Virgo- Chokes you
Libra- Throws you off a building
Scorpio- Punches and kicks you
Sagittarius- Cuts you with glass
Capricorn- Simply shoots you with an arrow ("Simply")
Aquarius- Drowns you in their bathtub
Pisces- Lights you on fire while unconscious
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Zodiac Thangs
RandomWhat the title says :) (May Involve Swearing) Take the warning seriously, there is a lot of fucking swearing
