A/N I saw a post describing what they would do at an Aquarium... so... I'm gonna write a whole story about it because why not.
"Hey guyssssssss?" Libra asked. All of them looked at her. "Can we go to an aquariummmmm?" It was a boring Saturday so they all agreed. But first... you know what they have to do. Capricorn grabs a few leashes and attaches them to Aries, Leo, Scorpio and Aquarius. "Dude what the hell?!" Leo says trying to rip it off. "It's for your own good guys." The rest of the zodiacs say.
Virgo drives the zodiacs to the Aquarium and gives a warning to every zodiac. "Please for the love of god don't do anything stupid." All the zodiacs laugh and go "sure, sure" Virgo is then left a little dead inside.
Capricorn immediately grabs hold of the leaches and drags then 4 to the entrance. "Pisces stick with me, you don't know what's in there... or know what will happen." Cancer says glancing at the 4 on the leaches. Pisces nods and they head in. So do the rest, but Taurus and Gemini both run straight to the food stand, like totally normal humans
How they looked running:
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Anyways while they were they're, chaos occurred. Aries fiercely ate a live fish in front of tiny children. The horror. Aries then asked for 5 bucks to do it again.
Taurus was now downing seafood in front of a fish extinct. All the fish swam away from them.
Gemini tried to gain a mate from her "mating call" they somehow attracted some whales.
Cancer tries to explain the Pisces who's in utter tears that mermaids don't actually exist. So they got ice cream to hopefully cheer Pisces up.
Leo made a scene because they found nemo. Let's just say Nemo is now dead because Leo took it out of the tank. RIP Nemo.
Virgo tried to buy a dolphin. The zodiacs now have 2 dolphins in their home.
Libra somehow got stung by a jellyfish 5 times. The fact she was unfazed left horror on the zodiacs faces. Multiple people tried to pee on it. TRIED.
Scorpio learned how the whales and dolphins do the do. From visual experience.
Sagittarius brought a swim suit and went swimming with the dolphins, which turned out to be sharks. Don't worry, they only lost a finger.
Capricorn was in awe with the sea animals and applied for a job, they got the job! Congrats Capricorn!
Aquarius made puns. The. Whole. Entire. Day. The zodiacs put duck tape to cover their mouth, but only in vain. It didn't work "FUCKERS DID YOU REALLY THINK DUCK TAPE WOULD STOP ME? I HAVE A DAGGER AND I WILL SHARK YOU." God dammit.
Pisces is still sad about the exhibit thing. And now is petrified of Aries. They was in the group of small children when Aries devoured that live fish.
"That was a fun day." Sagittarius said " but never again." Crying over their lost finger. They went home and passed out.
