Zodiac Thangs

~ Signs as Kings/Queens ~

Aries - One, Two, Three, I declare a war on *Flips a coin* ENGLAND

Taurus - And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST. Can I join?

Gemini - Tell the King Of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy

Cancer - Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby. YUS PLS

Leo - Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone, even peasants!

Virgo - Shhhhh leave me alone. I am planning my best World War! OH NO

Libra - I'd like to meet all of there other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!

Scorpio - Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me or fuck me.

Sagittarius - National get shit faced day, am I right?

Capricorn - PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER

Aquarius - Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now.

Pisces - I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy, look at how many kitties there are in my palace! KITTIESSS