Aries - One, Two, Three, I declare a war on *Flips a coin* ENGLAND
Taurus - And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST. Can I join?
Gemini - Tell the King Of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy
Cancer - Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby. YUS PLS
Leo - Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone, even peasants!
Virgo - Shhhhh leave me alone. I am planning my best World War! OH NO
Libra - I'd like to meet all of there other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!
Scorpio - Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me or fuck me.
Sagittarius - National get shit faced day, am I right?
Capricorn - PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER
Aquarius - Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now.
Pisces - I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy, look at how many kitties there are in my palace! KITTIESSS
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Zodiac Thangs
De TodoWhat the title says :) (May Involve Swearing) Take the warning seriously, there is a lot of fucking swearing
