Peter and Brian in 'There's A Criminal In My House'

Introduction

 My tribute to both of these duos continues as they spoof my favourite movie of all time, The Wrong Trousers.

 Note: I do not own any of these. Wallace and Gromit were created by the genius of stop-motion animation, Nick Park, and Family Guy was created by the mad mad Seth MacFarlane.

Cast List

Peter Griffin as Wallace

Brian Griffin as Gromit

Stewie Griffin as Feathers McGraw

Featuring: 

Dr. Hartman as the dresser robot

Al Harrington as himself

Tom Tucker as himself

Diana Simmons as herself

Ollie Williams as himself

Stan Smith (from American Dad!) as himself

Roger the Alien (from American Dad!) as Stan's "son"

The Griffins were in the car.

            “I can’t wait!” cried Peter. “I can’t wait to choose which movie to see at the drive-in!”

            “Peter, you don’t choose the movie you want to see at the drive-in,” Brian told him. “They only show one movie and you can either see it or you can leave.”

            “And there’s no third option?” asked Peter.

            “Well, I hope that it’s an action movie with sexy chicks,” said Chris.

            “I hope it’s about someone finally ruling the world,” said Stewie. “So I can learn and do it for real.”

            “I hope it’s about an unattractive and unpopular girl who gets better success in her life,” said Meg.

            All the other Griffins laughed at her.

            Then Lois stopped laughing. “Oh, my God! Look!”

            Peter stopped the car and everyone discovered that they couldn't watch any movies because it was under construction.

             “Oh, my God!” moaned Peter. “What are we going to do now?”

             “We could always go to the movie theatre, Peter,” suggested Brian. “It’ll show more movies and you’ll get to choose.”

              Peter smiled. But when he tried to turn the car around, he couldn't. The engine wouldn't start and the engine exploded!

Later, after talking on the phone, Lois walked to everyone.

            “Our car is broken down, Lois!” snapped Peter. “And all you can do is talk to your friends?”

            “I’ve been calling the breakdown service, Peter!” Lois snapped back.

            “And what did they say?” asked Brain.

            “Well, the breakdown service will be here, but we will have to wait for about an hour.”

            “A whole hour!” exclaimed everyone.

            “Great! We have no food, no water, no more clothes and nothing to do!” moaned Brian.

            “I have something,” said Stewie.

            “Really? What?”

            “A story!”

            “Is it about the one where you had a date with Hello Nurse?”

One night, in a restaurant, Stewie, in a tuxedo, was in a restaurant sitting next to Hello Nurse, who was wearing a black dress.

            “Wow!” exclaimed Stewie. “I had no idea that you are funny and smart as you are gorgeous!”

            “And I had no idea that you were so charming,” smiled Hello Nurse.

            They went in a kiss when –

            “Hello Nurse!” cried Yakko and Wakko Warner.

            “Hey, this is my night, you childish idiots!” yelled Stewie. Then he got out his laser gun and the Warner Brothers vanished into thin air.

            Stewie cleared his throat. “Now, where were we?” he asked. The only answer he got was a slap on the face by an angry Hello Nurse who got up and left.

            “Oh, come on!” snapped Stewie. “They’ve been bothering during the whole run of Animaniacs! I was doing you a favour!”

            “No!” snapped Stewie. “It's the next story about Wallace and Gromit. All right, everyone, shut up and pay attention...”