Short Story #9: How to say you have to go the bathroom when you are on a date

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During one of Ari's daily classes, Ari was trying to teach good manners. She asked her students the following question:

Gabe, if you were on a date having dinner with a lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Asked Ari.

Gabe says, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

Ari's response by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you, Sophie, how would you say it."

Sophie says, " I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, man boobs Selena, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? Asked Ari.

Selena said, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

Ari was so shocked by Selena's answer. She gave Selena a free trip to Disney World down in Orlando, Florida.




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Authors Note:
This chapter is dedicated to a good friend of mine nonniegurl. Go checkout her stories.

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